girl pats gigantic raven and fondles its fluffy neck
raven: makes a demonic noise, like the several souls trapped inside him screamed, but in harmonics
girl: yeah! you’re so good.. you’re so good
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I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life
Pure
- Girl: Are you nervous?
- Me: Yes
- Girl: Is this your first time?
- Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal.
nonbinary quidditch players-
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“i’m a seeker”
“yeah but what’s between your legs?”
“a broom, usually”
girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)
me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food
